TORONTO, ON The Mimico Minor Lacrosse Club is delighted to announce that America’s best-selling children’s drink Bug Juice has recently purchased the ownership of the Paperweight Mountaineers from the 130 year old club.

Bug Juice is a U.S. based company that—according to its website—is the #1 children’s drink sold nationally. The neon-hued, sugar filled drink comes in a variety of delicious, artificial flavours, but is currently not available on shelves in Canada. 

Sources have told the club that the new ownership will change the logo and move the team in a couple of years, likely after the players become Tykes. 

In a statement, the club acknowledged the rumours. 

President Chris Cormier said that the club “isn’t worried”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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